> FRENCH WAR HEROES
> by Jacques Chirac
Lafayette.
> HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
> by Jane Fonda
Barbarella!
>
> MY BEAUTY SECRETS
> by Janet Reno
The Reno make-over at Waco.
>
> MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
> by Dan Marino
!>
> THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
> by Hillary Clinton
Riding his coattails into the Senate.
>
> MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
> by Osama Bin Laden
Another trust-fund boy, like Bush.
>
> THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
> by Bill Gates
A clean conscience.
>
> THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
> by Dennis Rodman
Yo' mama!
>
> MY WILD YEARS
> by Al Gore
Danced at Dead shows
>
> AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
Only got half way through it.
>
> AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
Dead ones.
>
> DETROIT: a Travel Guide
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Detroit+Guide
>
> A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
> by Dr. J. Kevorkian
http://www.kevork.org/kevork3.htm
>
> EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
All women are bitches.
>
> EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
All men are fucking assholes.
>
> ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
> by Ellen de Generes
Do dick-shaped dildos count?
>
> GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
> by Mike Tyson
No means Harder!
>
> SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
> by the EPA
What the Bush EPA? Didn't they sponsor Cheney & Scalia's Owl hunting trip?
>
> THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
A string and 2 dixie cups
>
> MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
> by O. J. Simpson
Never to look into a mirror again!
>
> And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ........
>
> MY BOOK OF MORALS
> by Bill Clinton
! You should talk!> with introduction
> by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
http://www.jokesnjokes.net/funny.jokes.amusing.humor.laughs/General/bktitles002.htm
Ted's Original Joke Book
By Ted
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